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3 custom games ยท More coming soon
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Tattoo on the loo

Jakeโ€™s in a desperate race against the porcelain throne, and youโ€™re the only tattoo artist standing between him and disaster. Ink him up, have a laugh, and see if your masterpiece earns a spot on the global leaderboard. No pressure, mate!

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Sh*t for Brains!

Think you've got a golden brain? Tackle 100 mixed-category levels, from NRL and AFL to movies, weird facts and dunny humour. Four answers. One wrong move and you're flushed!

3,000 questions ยท Personal best saved on this device

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Log Dodger

Ride your sewer raft through the tunnels, dodge nasty obstacles, collect green-glowing loot, upgrade your raft and choose suspicious side pipes. Watch the signs โ€” they might be lying.

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Mobile + desktop ยท Green glow = safe loot

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If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

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